The Obama Solution
You’ve got to hand it to President Obama, the Euthanasia Panel part of ObamaCare really does solve all the problems he said he would address but hasn’t gotten around to yet. If the citizen is on Medicaid then the government and society has already taken the majority of their assests, and if they’re on Unemployment or Social Security then they’re not contributing anymore and simply “wasting” the community’s resources as President Obama said, so it “kills two birds with one stone.” A little more ruthless than I care for, but President Obama has already has his Nobel Peace Prize, he just has to earn his place in infamy.
- Medical Doctor: So, Comrade Geezer Lady, what seems to be you problem?
- Senior Citizen: Oh, nothing new, Comrade Doctor. I just need to have my prescriptions filled.
- Medical Doctor: Ah, well with ObamaCare we now have several forms and questions to ask before giving out even routine care.
- Senior Citizen: I understand, Comrade Doctor.
- Medical Doctor: How will you be paying for your care? By Party approved private insurance or Medicaid?
- Senior Citizen: Medicaid, I can't afford Party approved insurance, it's risen to four times the cost in the last six months.
- Medical Doctor: That's by design. So, are you currently employed or receiving assistance?
- Senior Citizen: Oh, no. I'm retired. I currently receive Social Security...
- Medical Doctor: L So, you're on Medicaid, unemployed, AND receiving Social Security? Excellent! You're perfect for our Platinum Program. Don't worry, no forms, once you qualify it's automatic!
- President Obama (cheesy educational film voice over): The Platinum Club awaits you too! Once you're collecting government assistance (such as social security) and are on government healthcare yo will automatically be euthanized. Cuts expenses and drops the unemployment rate at the same time!