President Barack Obama

President Barack Hussein Obama is the 44th President of the United States. As a mortal (before declaring himself "almighty divine incarnate" on assuming the Presidency), he was born in Honolulu, Hawaii, sometime either after or before he was born in the nation of Kenya. There is specualtion he was born in other places but no one really knows. The general consensus is that in order for him to die each of his lives (one for each birth) must be ended. Born to a life of public service, he has done nothing but. He has never had a job outside of the political arena, and has no experience with the private sector or the middle class. He graduated from Columbia University, and then went to work as a community organizer. His success led to him being summoned to Europe in 1988 to swear fealty to the New World Order's elite Nobility. He was then dispatched to Harvard Law School to be prepared for a future position as the New World Order's chosen one (they have many). As president, Obama signed economic stimulus legislation which only stimulated the flow of money from the American middle class to American corporations and upper class. Other domestic policy initiatives include the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act commonly referred to as ObamaCare and was ruled unconstitutional by the United States Supreme Court who had not been bribed enough to support it. He is a strong supporter of military and CIA drones. "Drone, Baby, drone!!"

Appearances by President Barack Obama